God. Y'know what they should do for Dark Souls II? If they keep the "time is confused in Lordran" thing, they should introduce a part where you get to meet Tarkus in the past. That would be friggin' AWESOME, especially since the backstory they gave him is so badass.
Me the first time fighting the Iron Golem Me: Alright Tark, let's go- *Tarkus two hands his sword, charges in, clobbers the Golem, knocks it's bitch ass off the roof like it's nothing and then promptly disappears* IRON TARKUS NEEDS NO ASSISTANCE.
Tarkus: Now i´m going to crack your NUTS! Irongolem: Oh NOOOO! *Tshing!* IG: AAAABUAAABAA!!!! Tarkus: BOOYA, Right in the !!! IG:AHHH! MY GIANT STEEL DIICKK!! IG: You I do not forget!! *after 30 Seconds* IG: I´m dead. Not big Surprise... [link]
Still. He's just taking a little nap for now.
Me: Alright Tark, let's go-
*Tarkus two hands his sword, charges in, clobbers the Golem, knocks it's bitch ass off the roof like it's nothing and then promptly disappears*
IRON TARKUS NEEDS NO ASSISTANCE.
Irongolem: Oh NOOOO!
*Tshing!*
IG: AAAABUAAABAA!!!!
Tarkus: BOOYA, Right in the
IG:AHHH! MY GIANT STEEL DIICKK!!
IG: You I do not forget!!
*after 30 Seconds*
IG: I´m dead. Not big Surprise...
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